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Ahh fuck, I don't know where to put this one. I'm just getting so fucking pissed off. Ok, first of all, I am trying to work on this site, right; and so far within the last week, I have done pretty damn well all by myself. I've never gone through any this before; it's all new to me. But that's the fuckin' problem--NO ONE EVER WANTS TO HELP ME OUT!!! I am going out of my mind here like you will NOT believe. This is nothing new. I hate having to help everyone else out with the same FUCKING problems over and over and over again, but when lil' ol' me comes out and says, "Hey does anyone know how to do this," do you know what i get? Cricket chirping! Pure silence! Online it would become convenient afks. Yet GOD FUCKING FORBID if I don't come through for anyone. Hey!!! Here's a tip, idiots: READ A MANUAL OR SOME TYPE OF DIRECTIONS! So I'm going nuts 'cuz certain things I would like to do for this site is just NOT working out, like, AT ALL. And no one I know is remotely competent enough to figure the FUCKING THING out, so I have to (a), Get extremely pissed off to the point that my head is gonna hurt like no tomorrow, (b) Curse everyone and their mother out for the sole fact they don't GIVE A FLYING FUCK, and then (c) When and hopefully if I do figure shit out, everyone wants to know HOW I did it. It basically comes down to everyone acting stupid and just WAITING to become vultures and steal my hard-earned work. You know, fuck this shit… And if you don't like me being angry--FUCK YOU, TOO!